"Fool," Feng Soul quickly whispered in her ear, "I wish I didn’t kill you. Why hurt myself?"
Yuan Baoer cried, "Well, then you will die here."
"Well," Feng Soul’s scalp is numb. "What if I don’t want to die either?"
If you look at a woman’s body, you should kill yourself. Thank God, isn’t it a few times that he has seen so many "love movies" before?
However, it is an insult to Yuan Baoer to compare with those AV actresses in "Love Movies". Yuan Baoer was born in ancient times. In that age when women pay attention to three obedience and four virtues, it is not easy for people to see her body. It is extremely unbearable to be seen. In ancient times, there was even a woman who felt that she had misbehaved just because she was teased by someone walking in the street. This kind of thing is of course unthinkable now. On which beautiful girl walks in the street without causing a few whistles, if she commits suicide because of it, she will be laughed to death, but in that era, it was not a strange thing, but was taken for granted.
Although I think I really went too far, isn’t it too much to let him make such a mistake?
Yuan Baoer cried, "You don’t die …"
"Ah, good."
"I will die!" Yuan Baoer wiped his neck with a sword again.
"Forget it or I’ll die!" The wind soul grabbed her sword and rubbed Yuan Baoer on her neck, which would surely stop her from standing there motionless. "You’re not really willing to let me die, are you?"
His silly look of wanting to cry made Yuan Baoer angry and laughing. Bunny sat on the bed and cried, "You, how can you get married after making fun of me like this?"
"It’s my fault," Feng Soul said in a sincere tone as much as possible. "I don’t know what. Since I first saw you a few days ago, I have felt a special feeling for you. It’s like you and I have had a three-life relationship and met again in this life. Perhaps it’s because of this feeling that I feel that even if I joke with you, you won’t blame me. If I had known that I would be blamed by you, I would definitely not dare to be so presumptuous. If you want to hit me and scold me, I won’t fight back, even if you really want to kill me. I will resist, but I still hope you can give me a chance to make amends. I promised your sister that I would take care of you. I will never break my promise, and even if I didn’t promise your sister, this feeling of fate makes me hope to see you smile and see your happiness all your life. "
What kind of three-life love, special feeling, of course, is that he came to coax Yuan Baoer into making a promise to Yuan Ziyan. At that time, Yuan Ziyan gave him the map of mountains and rivers and asked him to "protect" her sister.
Although it’s a lie, Yuan Baoer couldn’t help but feel a little shy in his ears and thought to himself, "My sister should not give me to him end to end. Then he said that he seemed to know me in a previous life and said that he was destined to meet me in three lives. Is it because my sister figured out that he was destined to meet him in this life?"
There is always a romantic side in a girl’s heart. Although the plot of this past life infatuation and this life meeting is somewhat old-fashioned, it gives Yuan Bao Er a wonderful feeling as if she is really the heroine in a romantic story.
The wind soul, of course, has long seen that Yuan Baoer is not wet behind the ears, whether it is for the secular or for love, so he whispered some sweet words to trick the girl. These sweet words are all "borrowed" from movies or cartoons. If it is a girl in this era, she will know that it is a lie, but Yuan Baoer’s experience is naturally ashamed and happy, and she thinks, "Although he just saw me, my sister just wants me to marry him. If I really marry him, then, then why not even if?"
Although I think so, I feel a little unwilling. She bites her lips and stares at the wind soul. "I don’t blame you if I want, but you mustn’t play tricks on me again."
"Well, no problem!" The wind soul answered quickly.
"What if you do this again?"
"Then you can kill me with your sword at any time, and I will never escape." The wind soul looked at her eyes. "If I escape, I will die a natural death."
You can’t beat me if I don’t run away anyway!
Yuan Baoer didn’t think so much about seeing the wind, but he was willing to make such a "poison oath". On the one hand, he was relieved, on the other hand, he also had some softhearted low words, "Also, I can’t afford such an oath."
The wind soul saw her sitting there with her hands over her clothes and blushing, just like a newly-married woman who had just entered the bridal chamber and was waiting for the groom to undress herself. She was really moving, and she felt a twinge of love in her heart.
"And this strange dress," Yuan Baoer said. "I don’t care if you have to find something serious for me."
Wind Soul quickly said, "Actually, this dress looks really good on you, and I’m not playing tricks on you. This kind of dress is normal in this era …"
"Liar" Yuan Baoer stared at him. "I didn’t even see anyone wearing this strange dress outside, just like a rabbit."
It’s a lie!
Although the wind soul is looking forward to the situation that the streets are full of bunny girls, it seems that he can only see that picture in Japanese anime at present
"that’s because not everyone can wear this kind of dress," he explained quickly. "There is a sad and beautiful story behind this dress."
"really?" Girl from ancient times are skeptical.
"Well, I’ll tell you." So the wind soul sat next to her and told her the "sad story."
A long time ago, a shepherd boy saved a lovely rabbit from a hunter. Later, the practitioner became a beautiful woman. Although she continued to practice, she was able to achieve immortality. At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva told her that it was because she still owed the shepherd boy a debt of gratitude, and she had a chance to achieve a positive result. So the beautiful rabbit witch found the shepherd boy reincarnation and married him. The two of them loved each other and were happy, but unfortunately this happiness did not last long. An old monk named Fahai. Seeing that she tricked her husband, she couldn’t get her husband back illegally, but it killed many people in Jinshan Temple, and was finally released by Fahai Town in Leifeng Tower forever.
It was a touching story that lasted forever, and the wind soul filled in some sensations. Naturally, Yuan Baoer felt sad for the poor rabbit demon. After finishing the White Rabbit, the wind soul sighed heavily and said to her, "Although this demon field is extremely bleak, the people are very sympathetic to her. This story was later adapted into a drama called" The New White Rabbit ",and the rabbit costume like this has become a symbol of purity and beauty. Every man will hope that he likes girls to wear it."
Chapter 14 If you want to achieve magic, you must first …
After listening to The White Rabbit, Yuan Baoer was "misunderstood" by himself. It turned out that he wanted to change himself into this "symbol of purity and beauty" clothes, but instead, he deliberately played a trick on himself, and he was still dying to live.
Thought of here, she can’t help but forgive.
"Bao Er" Feng Soul looked at her with affectionate eyes. "I like to see you wear this dress … Would you like to wear it?"
Yuan Baoer low head "well".
So the wind soul gently reached out and dressed the bunny for her. Although he wanted to take the opportunity to touch her snow-white skin, as the saying goes, impatience can’t eat beauty tofu, he gave up this untimely plan for the time being.
He pulled up Yuan Baoer and walked out. Yuan Baoer was shy, but he still followed him and knocked the door out of the bedroom. Ling Ning and Yin Niang and Mei Er were already waiting there.
Ling Ning saw Yuan Baoer running in crying just now, but now he is blushing and being taken out by the master. He can’t help secretly sighing and thinking that the master’s coaxing women is really bad.
Yin Niang is looked at the master holding Yuan Baoer that hand dazed zheng bowed their heads and some unhappy.
The wind soul didn’t notice that Yin Niang didn’t care. He looked back at the curve behind him. Bunny looked at it again. She was wearing flowers, crisp breasts and a cheongsam, but she didn’t wear pants. Yin Niang felt that her bones were crisp and soft.
This is enough for every otaku to envy than Happy Day.
"Master, Master," Mei Er danced around the sofa in bubble sleeves. "Do you think I look good?"
Oh, by the way, there’s a small one here
The wind soul looked at the little girl wagging her tail with a lack of interest and turned to continue to appreciate Yuan Baoer and Ling Ning and Yin Niang.
He’s not interested in little girls who haven’t even developed breasts.
Jiqiao woke up in a daze and found himself lying in a spacious room.